Zubaz

Over the years, I've heard a lot of hate for the 1980's as a decade. Obviously, every decade has its flaws. I think that's something we can all agree on. However, I am about to deliver some damning evidence that the 1990's should forever be considered The Overall Worst Decade. To whit:



Zubaz. Each pair of pants has a distinct zebra pattern. It could be your standard zebra as seen above, or red/black, or...well, just take a look over at the Zubaz Shop because they are still being made. Just in time for Father's Day!

According to the always reliable Wikipedia, Zubaz, whose company motto is "Dare To Be Different" (no shit), sold $100 million worth of merchandise in 1991 alone. All jokes aside, that's pretty impressive. I'm not going to say that my younger self had two pairs of these (red/black and green/black), but I'm not going to NOT say it either.